“Dude-bro, the ladies couldn’t keep their hands off of me, last year!”

-R.L. Brooks

“Beau & Manuel’s Extreme Birthday Challenge II is where I first asked Travis to marry me!”

-Chris Clark

“True story: I missed Beau & Manuel’s Extreme Birthday Challenge III, and the next day, I had moved down two spots on his Top Friends...

...It was the worst day of my life...”

-Mark Brooks

“Are there going to be people there?”

-Corey Wood

“Within three minutes of arriving, I was making out with Oprah on the love-seat next to the TV...It was pretty intense.”

-Michael Jordan

“Never gonna give you up!  Never gonna let you down!  Never gonna run around, and....desert you!”

-Rick Astley

“HWWWRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR!”

-Bobby Karr

“If you don’t attend Beau & Manuel’s Extreme Birthday Challenge, then the terrorists have already won... ...freedom... ...9/11.”

-President George W. Bush

“I'm pre-blown, dude. It's like pre-heat ya know? You know how you set up to blow up? I'm already pre-blown, so I'm already hooked up. Don’t make no sense? Course it don't: Dimebonics.“

-Todd Cooper

“Come to Beau & Manuel’s Extreme Birthday Challenge, and you could be eligible for a free meter... ....oatmeal.”

-Wilford Brimley

“Well...”

-Ronald Reagan